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Terms of Service

Effective Date: September 27, 2025

Welcome to Vinyl Me, Please (“the Service”), operated as VMP, a division of VNYL Inc. (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By enrolling through text message, phone call, or mail order, you (“Member,” “you”) agree to these Terms of Service.

1. Membership Overview

Membership grants you one (1) record credit per billing period, redeemable toward “The Best Damn Record of the Month” or any eligible title available in our printed or online catalog. Credits are usable immediately upon purchase and remain active only while you maintain an active membership. Credits have no cash value and may not be redeemed for cash or transferred.

2. Billing and Renewal

Membership is billed automatically on a 1, 3, 6, or 12-month cycle based on your selection at enrollment. Your card or authorized payment method will be charged the membership fee at each renewal unless canceled prior to the renewal date. No refunds are issued once a renewal has processed. Cancel anytime before your next renewal to avoid additional charges.

3. Cancellations and Account Status

You may cancel your membership at any time by texting SOS to 314-300-9979. Upon cancellation, unused credits will remain active until the end of your paid term but will expire if membership lapses.

4. Shipping and Fulfillment

All shipments are governed by the FTC Mail, Internet, or Telephone Order Rule (16 CFR Part 435).
If an item becomes unavailable, we may substitute a comparable title or offer you the option to swap or receive a credit refund to your account.

We aim to fulfill all orders within the period stated in the catalog or order confirmation.

5. SMS Enrollment and Messaging Terms

By texting VMP, JOIN, or otherwise providing your mobile number to enroll, you consent to receive recurring automated text messages from VMP aka The Best Damn Record Club regarding your membership, including transactional updates and promotional offers.
  • Message frequency varies; typically 2–4 messages per month.
  • Msg & data rates may apply.
  • Consent to receive marketing texts is not required as a condition of purchase.
  • Reply STOP to opt out of marketing messages or SOS for assistance.
  • Transactional messages (such as billing or shipment updates) may still be sent even if you opt out of marketing texts.
  • Promotional messaging is provided in compliance with the Telephone Consumer Protection Act (47 U.S.C. § 227) and CTIA Messaging Principles.

6. Disputes and Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Delaware.






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